4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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