oh god the rape fog is back!
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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