Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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