i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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