My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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