I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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