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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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