It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
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Fuck appropriateness.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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