Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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