The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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