On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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