He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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