I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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