i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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