I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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