Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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