At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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