we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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