No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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