Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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