Sponge bath it is.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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