Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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