At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
