I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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