Whatcha textin bout Willis?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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