yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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