went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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