I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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