are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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