I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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