Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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