bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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