We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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