would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just gift wrapped bread.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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