Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
do herpes really smell.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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