bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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