Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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