The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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