he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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