i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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