A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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