I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
accomplished twins. life is a go
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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