I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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