Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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