Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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