but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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