You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
