How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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