You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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