talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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