i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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