ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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