You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Found your dick twin last night
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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