i don't like sucking hair
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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